New York: Day 4

Perky's last day in New York was relatively breif, as he had to get home, and it was a looong four-hour drive.

Wanting to be able to tell time, Perky posed on a sundial...only to find out it wasn't so accurate.

"This sundial ain't so accurate..."

Hating heights, Perky decided to get his "Brooklyn Bridge" shot...far, far away.

"The Brooklyn Bridge without the heights!"

Sitting on this pedestal might not seem like much, but Perky felt invincible.

"I'm on top of the world!!"

Perky chills out on a bike rack waiting in line to get into a pizza restauraunt.

"Man, I want my pizza..."

Unfortunately, no matter how hard he protested, Perky ended up on the Brooklyn Bridge anyways. He hated heights. Hated, hated, hated  them. But once he was up there, the distance didn't seem too bad... 

"WHY DID I AGREE TO THIS???!!!"

 On the car ride home, Perky put some Adele in his ear to relax the ride away.

"Bless your soul, you've got your head in the clouds...-Rumor Has It"



New York: Day 3

The third day of Perky's travels brought him to the 9/11 memorial. The guards were only too happy to let him in. He is a cute pig, after all.
Not knowing the history of the 9/11 tree, Perky agreed to take a  picture in front of it on the condition that somebody tell him what was going on.

"Wow, this is a famous tree,"

Back in the modern perimeter of Burger King, Perky ate his way through three chicken sandwiches and a large Coke. Not to mention a large order of fries.

"Um, I think some Coke is dripping down the side..."

"How many fries do I have left?"

Sitting on the statue's head, Perky proceeded to give any passerby a look that tried to look into the man's suitcase. Nobody dared to tell him the the man was a statue.

"It's not nice to look over someone's shoulder while they're working!"

Upon seeing the great president during his trip to Wall Street, Perky jumped at the chance to sit on his foot. Luckily, that's all he did....

"I sat on George Washington's foot!"

Perky got special clearance to sit on this bull's head. The guard had noticed him trying to get on the bull from across the street, so he made his way over and generously allowed Perky to sit on the bull's head without having to wait in line. The bull, he told Perky, represents a stock market uprise. Perky could only nod cluelessly-he didn't know a thing about the economy.

"Um, why is the bull glaring at me...?"

Sitting on the ferry to Staten Island, Perky looked out the window and admired the beautiful...brown...water. Consequentally, unlike other pigs, he didn't get seasick. Perky chalked that up to the fact the he was a "sophisticated pig,"

"I don't feel nauseous at all!"

 To take his mind off of the boat, Perky settled down to a snack of rainbow cookies. Boy, did he love those cookies. They were stacked everywhere at home...

"I'd like to thank the genuis who brought along rainbow cookies..."

But an even greater rainbow cookie was in store for Perky...

"This can't be true! I must be dreaming!!"

After devouring his giant raibow cookie, Perky went to curiously watch the fish. The fish didn't watch back, and Perky was perfectly fine with that.

"Thank goodness I don't live in water.."

It was an unusually long wait for the train, so Perky decided to go take some pictures...to prove that he'd taken the New York train.

"42nd Street and Times Square!!"



New York: Day 2

Perky's travels brought him to the Metropolitian Museum of Art today, and he spent the good while of the day wandering around and asking a lot of questions.
Perky wonders about the file cabinet in the kids room at the MET.

"If I push this, then will I fall?"

Does this Egyptian pool look like something Perky would live in? Yes, it would.

"Please don't let me fall!"

So close to the ledge...yet so far....!

"I"m chillin' on the ledge,"

Reading the sign on a Chinese garden.

"Wow...the info on this sign is verry fascinating!"

This might be a good house...if it didn't move all the time...

"Maybe I'll live in the 'hood,"

Apparently, Perky's now 20% off at the MET store. Get him while he lasts!

"Too small! Too small! I'm claustrophobic!"

Self-image distortion-one of the growing problems of today's society.

"Why didn't you tell me I had so many faces????"

Posing in front of a color wall, Perky tries to find the color that matches his eyes the most. Turns out, none of them do.

"Yellow!"

"Hmmm, maybe green looks better..."

"What about this green?"



"No. This one looks like puke,"



"This one even more so!"

"This one looks pretty..."

"Ugh! This one too!!!! I can't decide!"

Perky decided to solve his problems the only way he knew how: hot chocolate.

"Wow! This one has cinnamon in it! Not to mention a lot of marshmellows,"

 Feeling guilty, Perky gives passerby an accusing look. It's not his fault that they have to watch thier health.

"What? Pigs don't have to keep track of thier cholestrol!"

 Goofily, Perky decided to mash his face into a glass panel-knowing that his snout would feel funny later.

"My snout kinda hurts..."

 Perky returned to his hotel later that night to play games such as "Clue", "Blink," and "Monopoly Deal,"
Perky didn't smell the flowers in the morning-he smelled them at night!

"Hey, why don't these smell?"

 Deciding he would make more hot chocolate, Perky perched on the hot water, fully intending to press it. But nothing came out. There was a sad, disappointed, hot chocolate-less pig that night.

"Need hot water!!!"

Having no hot chocolate, Perky settled down for the night with bags of ketchup instead.

"Well, at least this ketchup is soothing..."

New York: Day 1

 

"Did I tell you that red waterfalls rock?"

"Who's this person?"

"Boy, oh boy, do I like iced tea!"



"Uh, so yeah....I think I'm trapped in these lights here..."

"I think my butt got stuck in the crack..."

"These noodles look mighty tasty,"

"Right...so how do I use these chopsticks?"

Perky spent most of the day in the car, eating salt-and-vinegar chips, wafers, and Kit-Kats. Generally, Perky was being tossed around a bit too. However, the long car ride came to an end when Perky headed to Chelsea Market, then was on to Flushing for an order of noodles and mochi. Let's just say Perky'll never look at mangoes the same way again....

"Yup, Billy Bob, this pocket's the one,"

"I"m not sure this hatch works..."

"Yup! Chips are the best snacks!"