Perky was feeling extremely bored today, so he decided to call up his friend Billy Bob the hippo to see if he'd hang out with him.
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| "Hello? Hi! Is Billy Bob there?" |
It turns out, Billy Bob lived a long time away. So Perky decided to pick his outfit while he waited.
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| "Um...I think my hair looks kinda puffy...." |
Still waiting for the hippo, Perky decided to hang out with his cousins, the Angry Bird Pigs.
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| "Don't we look alike?" |
Perky wanted to surprise Billy Bob when he walked in the door.
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| "Shhh! No one needs to know..." |
Billy Bob still hadn't come, so Perky decided to stake out somewhere else.
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| "Hey! Um...are you sure this vase is see-through?" |
Just then, someone flushed the toilet, and Perky jumped for a hiding spot.
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| "Wow, this towel is fluffy..." |
Perky's cousin, Rice Rose, came downstairs to hang out with Perky until Billy Bob's arrival.
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| "Um, Rice? I think this is a little high up..." |
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| "Rice, stop eating the tofu!!" |
Perky then decided to watch some TV, as he knew that he couldn't miss "The Finder,"
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" 'Desperate Housewives'... 'I Hate My Teenage Daughter'...'2 Broke Girls'...ooh, 'The Finder'! Yay, Isabel!" |
Perky decided he needed a snack while he watched U.S. Deputy Marshal Isabel Zambada beat people up.
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| "Mmm, I think I found a pineapple one..." |
Finally, Billy Bob arrived. Perky was extremely glad to see him.
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| "Er...I think I'm stuck in this window...little help here?" |
The two immediately set off in their plans of fun.
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| "Look, Billy Bob! A hundred-dollar bill!" |
After becoming exhausted counting all of the money, Perky and Billy Bob chilled out on the humidifier.
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| "Uh, Perky...does the humidifier smell or was that your fart?" |
The two took a quick nap to build up their energy for the next three hours of fun.
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| "Wow, Billy Bob, your foot is cold..." |
Upon waking up, Perky and Billy Bob were shocked to find out how much food they had eaten.
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| "We weigh HOW MUCH????" |
Billy Bob decided that Perky couldn't afford to eat any more food. Not without working out.
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| "Whaddya mean you can't reach the pedals????" |
Billy Bob quickly figured out that Perky was too short to use the bike. So he found another method to burn calories.
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| "Are you sure this works?" |
The lights quickly proved unsatisfactory. Billy Bob and Perky tried the Ab Roller next.
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| "1...2...3...OUCH! I just fell off!" |
Deciding to call it a day, Perky and Billy Bob began their nightly routine.
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| "Hee hee...this toothbrush feels funny," |
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| 'WAIT!!!! I don't have teeth!!!" |
As per usual, Perky and Billy Bob wouldn't sleep without a bath.
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| "Where's my water???" |
A bout of nightly reading was in order-one look through the Justice catalog.
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"I want the popcorn shirt!"
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And so Perky's eventful day with Billy Bob came to an end.
