BATH TIME :D

It looked like Perky, Billy Bob, Sparkle and Don Don were due for a bath. The four chose their soaps before bathing. Perky was the first to choose, and he chose "Sweet Pea".

"What? It smells reeeaaaaallllllyyyyyy good!!"  

Sparkle was the next to choose, and despite the reaction that Billy Bob gave the soap, he stuck to his guns.

"I don't get how you think it smells bad, Billy Bob! I think that it smells like cupcakes!"

Don Don was third, and Perky took a whiff, then went to go puke in the tub. For some reason, Don Don was not affected by the fact that two pigs and a hippo were puking.

"Perky? Billy Bob? Sparkle? Why are you guys puking in the tub? Guys? GUYS????"

Billy Bob chose last, and it was the only scent where one animal did not puke in the tub. It was a good thing too, because the tub was getting full.

**sniff** "MMMMMM......."

It was then time to dunk the four in the water. Needless to say, Don Don did not take kindly to the fact that Billy Bob was blowing large bubbles into the water.

"Billy Bob, I think you just farted...NO PERKY, IT WASN'T ME!" -Sparkle

The soap was liberally applied to each animal, and Billy Bob, Perky, Don Don and Sparkle attempted not to puke, lest they puke on the soap and have to bathe again.

"ACHOO!" -Billy Bob

Perky insisted that they have their fur shampooed, even though Billy Bob was the only one who actually HAD any fur.

"Tell me again why we're doing this?" -Sparkle

Always one to do things all the way, Don Don then suggested that conditioner be applied. Again, the absence of fur was not a factor.

"IT'S GONNA FALL ON MY (lopsided) NOSE!!!!!" -Don Don

There was a large scuffle to determine who was to get into the water first, but eventually, Perky shoved Billy Bob, who shoved Don Don, and Sparkle hopped in without any harm.

"No one pushed me? Aww...." -Sparkle

The critters were towel-dried, but the towel absorbed more water from Perky than Perky lost to the towel.

"I'm getting squashed!" -Don Don

Billy Bob's fur was drying, but it wasn't drying fast enough. So he had to look in the mirror. Don Don had  to go where Billy Bob went, so naturally, his nose was also squashed against the mirror.

"Methinks there's a stray hair...there...and...there...." -Billy Bob
"I think there's a problem with my nose! It's lopsided!" -Don Don

Dental hygiene was a must to the four, but not before Don Don decided to pull a prank on Sparkle by hoisting up onto a toothbrush.

'Why am I up here, Don Don?"

Perky and Billy Bob decided to brush their teeth then alternating with each other. The only problem was, there was inter-animal spit to be exchanged.

**PTOO** "Billy Bob. I do NOT like your spit!"

It was a full body-scrub for the four, and then it was off to bed.

**SNIFFFFFFFF** "This smells good!" -Billy Bob