Camping trip!

It was the adventure of a lifetime. Perky was going camping! With Billy Bob, DonDon, and his cousin Sparkle. The four also met Mr. Penguin Jr.

When they got there, they had to figure out how to set up the tent. Turns out it isn't so easy when there's a penguin holding a hammer...

"Uh...I'm not sure the stake's here, exactly..."

Setting up a tent is hard work, so Perky and Billy Bob headed off to the lake.

"Wow! This water's COLD!"

Billy Bob challenged Perky to see if he could hold his breath underwater. Billy Bob, apparently, can blow bubbles.

"**GLUG** I told you, Billy Bob!"

A defeated Billy Bob then challenged the victorious Perky to a flying contest. Whoever could fly higher would win a box of Cheerios. 

"Hehe....HI BILLY BOB!!!"

After soundly defeating Billy Bob twice, Perky decided that he'd take a bit of a rest in the water.

"Ah, Hawaii...wait a minute, there's no dirt in Hawaii!"

It was at that point that Sparkle and DonDon decided to join the two (Mr. Penguin Jr. was mysteriously missing...) The four wanted to play water polo, but that didn't turn out so well.

"Er, Sparkle, you're floating away...Sparkle? SPARKLE!"

Perky soon remembered that Billy Bob owed him a box of Cheerios, and the two promptly climbed out of the lake for a snack.

"Uh...Billy Bob, you don't need a combination lock for the box..."

To make up for the lost water polo game, Perky decided that a game of volleyball was in order. Unfortunately, Perky was to be the volleyball...

"Hey guys? Can you get me down? Guys? GUYS????"

Lunch seemed to be in order then. and it was off to a local restaurant.

"Whew! Water sounds **glug** great!"

Billy Bob sniffed at a suspicious substance that he thought was his favorite chili sauce, but it was just ketchup.

"What? This isn't Theodore's rachichi chili sauce?"

The food soon arrived, and, since the pair had ordered the mystery meat, it was up to them to figure it out.

"What?! I don't believe it's chicken!"

The waitress had advised Billy Bob and Perky to go to the lookout point that was a few miles away. They were not disappointed. After all, DonDon was doing dance numbers on the rocks...

"FUZZY PICKLES!!!! Ow, DonDon!" -Perky

Back at the campsite, Sparkle and Mr. Penguin Jr. had come down with a horrible stomachache. They felt better, though, and came to join the trio for marshmallows. 

"One, two, three, four, five...what, DonDon? Another one? But the fire's out already and we dropped 'em all!"

There was another way to entertain themselves, though. Billy Bob, always the competitive one, challenged the gang to a rope-hanging contest. 

"Stop cheating, Mr. Penguin!!! Hey wait a minute, Perky, you're cheating, too!"

Realizing that it was long  past dinnertime, Perky volunteered to go and grab a bite to eat. However, he did most of the eating.

"Mmm...ginger ale..."

With the dark rapidly approaching, the gang gathered in their tent to review the pictures of the day.

"That is not my face! Delete it, DonDon!!!!" -Billy Bob

Mr. Penguin Jr. insisted on one game of Big 2 before they all turned in. A makeshift table was quickly made out of water bottles.

"Full house! Take that, DonDon!" -Sparkle

Lastly, it was time for a last tuck-in and good night. :)

"Sparkle, geroff my head!" -Billy Bob

Cape Cod: Day 1

A pig heading off to Cape Cod is a rare sight. But what's even more rare is a pig heading to Cape Cod that's named Perky...with another pig, Don Don, and a hippo named Billy Bob. Not to mention a duck named Skittle.


"Perky, I think you're sitting on my head..."- Billy Bob

The trio started off the day by hitting the shipyard, in awe of all of its fishing boats. Billy Bob was too scared of the water, so Perky and Don Don braved the rock alone.

"Don't worry, Don Don, I've got you,"

Back on dry land, Perky and Billy Bob had a snack of fried bean mix. Needless to say, it was clear who was going to later have the runs.

"Billy Bob, I think I smell your farts already....this isn't supposed to give you gas!!!!"

The gang headed to Veterans Park Beach, where the sand was slightly rocky. Perky chose to walk on the rocks instead, where the sound of the surf was quite comforting.

"Whew, this wind is cold..."

As a joke, Don Don, Billy Bob and Skittle decided to bury Perky up to his head in the sand. They'd hadn't had any fun all day, and burying Perky was one of the funniest things they'd done by far.

"This isn't funny, guys. I'd like to get out of here. Guys..? Billy Bob? Skittle?? HEY! NO! YOU COME BACK HERE..."

With a few threats, Perky managed to convince Billy Bob to dig him out of the hole. He then started looking for seashells, picking up only the shiny ones. After a half hour, he plopped down, tired as a pighog.

"Ooh....I think this one's still alive..."

What better way to burn more energy than to go to a playground? Better yet, the playground was only a few years away. With a giant jungle gym, no less. But Perky wasn't counting on Don Don being afraid of heights. This made it pretty hard to get him off.

"Don't look down, Don Don!"

It took a few tries (not to mention an hour and a half) to coax the poor teacup pig from his spot. When he got down, Perky vowed never to take Don Don to Mount Everest. Not on his watch. After a quick lunch, Perky and Don Don went biking at Nickerson State Park while Skittle and Billy Bob went kyaking.

"I can't reach the handle!" Perky
"I can't reach the pedals!!!" -Don Don

The swampland behind them seemed very tempting to Perky, and Don Don had to remind him that he was a sophisticated pig. So Perky had to make do with taking a picture.

But all was forgotten when Perky saw the dinosaur horn. He just HAD to squeeze it, whether it was his or not.

"*SQUEAK* Teehee!"

At this point, Perky was in a trying mood. So of course, he had to try on multiple helmets. Even though this wasn't a store.

"Does anyone think this makes my head look fat?"

Don Don , of course, did anything that Perky did-he'd become Perky's little shadow. It turns out he didn't fit the helmet so well, though.

"Oh my gosh! It's the Grand Canyon!"

What a tiring day for Perky it was. He was so tired, he ended up falling asleep right in the helmet. Don Don, the wonderful little (literally) pig he was, decided not to disturb him, leaving him for the next day. 

Chilling

Perky was feeling extremely bored today, so he decided to call up his friend Billy Bob the hippo to see if he'd hang out with him.

"Hello? Hi! Is Billy Bob there?"

 It turns out, Billy Bob lived a long time away. So Perky decided to pick his outfit while he waited.

"Um...I think my hair looks kinda puffy...."

 Still waiting for the hippo, Perky decided to hang out with his cousins, the Angry Bird Pigs.

"Don't we look alike?"

 Perky wanted to surprise Billy Bob when he walked in the door.

"Shhh! No one needs to know..."

 Billy Bob still hadn't come, so Perky decided to stake out somewhere else.

"Hey! Um...are you sure this vase is see-through?"

Just then, someone flushed the toilet, and Perky jumped for a hiding spot.

"Wow, this towel is fluffy..."

Perky's cousin, Rice Rose, came downstairs to hang out with Perky until Billy Bob's arrival.

"Um, Rice? I think this is a little high up..."

"Rice, stop eating the tofu!!"

Perky then decided to watch some TV, as he knew that he couldn't miss "The Finder,"

" 'Desperate Housewives'... 'I Hate My Teenage Daughter'...'2 Broke Girls'...ooh,  'The Finder'! Yay, Isabel!"

Perky decided he needed a snack while he watched U.S. Deputy Marshal Isabel Zambada beat people up.

"Mmm, I think I found a pineapple one..."

Finally, Billy Bob arrived. Perky was extremely glad to see him.

"Er...I think I'm stuck in this window...little help here?"

The two immediately set off in their plans of fun.

"Look, Billy Bob! A hundred-dollar bill!"

After becoming exhausted counting all of the money, Perky and Billy Bob chilled out on the humidifier.

"Uh, Perky...does the humidifier smell or was that your fart?" 

The two took a quick nap to build up their energy for the next three hours of fun.

"Wow, Billy Bob, your foot is cold..."

Upon waking up, Perky and Billy Bob were shocked to find out how much food they had eaten.

"We weigh HOW MUCH????"

Billy Bob decided that Perky couldn't afford to eat any more food. Not without working out.

"Whaddya mean you can't reach the pedals????"

Billy Bob quickly figured out that Perky was too short to use the bike. So he found another method to burn calories.

"Are you sure this works?"

The lights quickly proved unsatisfactory. Billy Bob and Perky tried the Ab Roller next.

"1...2...3...OUCH! I just fell off!" 

Deciding to call it a day, Perky and Billy Bob began their nightly routine.

"Hee hee...this toothbrush feels funny,"

'WAIT!!!! I don't have teeth!!!"

As per usual, Perky and Billy Bob wouldn't sleep without a bath.

"Where's my water???"

A bout of nightly reading was in order-one look through the Justice catalog.

"I want the popcorn shirt!"

And so Perky's eventful day with Billy Bob came to an end.