Chilling

Perky was feeling extremely bored today, so he decided to call up his friend Billy Bob the hippo to see if he'd hang out with him.

"Hello? Hi! Is Billy Bob there?"

 It turns out, Billy Bob lived a long time away. So Perky decided to pick his outfit while he waited.

"Um...I think my hair looks kinda puffy...."

 Still waiting for the hippo, Perky decided to hang out with his cousins, the Angry Bird Pigs.

"Don't we look alike?"

 Perky wanted to surprise Billy Bob when he walked in the door.

"Shhh! No one needs to know..."

 Billy Bob still hadn't come, so Perky decided to stake out somewhere else.

"Hey! Um...are you sure this vase is see-through?"

Just then, someone flushed the toilet, and Perky jumped for a hiding spot.

"Wow, this towel is fluffy..."

Perky's cousin, Rice Rose, came downstairs to hang out with Perky until Billy Bob's arrival.

"Um, Rice? I think this is a little high up..."

"Rice, stop eating the tofu!!"

Perky then decided to watch some TV, as he knew that he couldn't miss "The Finder,"

" 'Desperate Housewives'... 'I Hate My Teenage Daughter'...'2 Broke Girls'...ooh,  'The Finder'! Yay, Isabel!"

Perky decided he needed a snack while he watched U.S. Deputy Marshal Isabel Zambada beat people up.

"Mmm, I think I found a pineapple one..."

Finally, Billy Bob arrived. Perky was extremely glad to see him.

"Er...I think I'm stuck in this window...little help here?"

The two immediately set off in their plans of fun.

"Look, Billy Bob! A hundred-dollar bill!"

After becoming exhausted counting all of the money, Perky and Billy Bob chilled out on the humidifier.

"Uh, Perky...does the humidifier smell or was that your fart?" 

The two took a quick nap to build up their energy for the next three hours of fun.

"Wow, Billy Bob, your foot is cold..."

Upon waking up, Perky and Billy Bob were shocked to find out how much food they had eaten.

"We weigh HOW MUCH????"

Billy Bob decided that Perky couldn't afford to eat any more food. Not without working out.

"Whaddya mean you can't reach the pedals????"

Billy Bob quickly figured out that Perky was too short to use the bike. So he found another method to burn calories.

"Are you sure this works?"

The lights quickly proved unsatisfactory. Billy Bob and Perky tried the Ab Roller next.

"1...2...3...OUCH! I just fell off!" 

Deciding to call it a day, Perky and Billy Bob began their nightly routine.

"Hee hee...this toothbrush feels funny,"

'WAIT!!!! I don't have teeth!!!"

As per usual, Perky and Billy Bob wouldn't sleep without a bath.

"Where's my water???"

A bout of nightly reading was in order-one look through the Justice catalog.

"I want the popcorn shirt!"

And so Perky's eventful day with Billy Bob came to an end.